Keep Your SUV Off My Bumper

Ice, ice and more ice. I'm the only person in the office today because between the snowstorm two days ago and the ice storm predicted for today, no one wants to venture out. The roads would be a lot less dangerous if it weren't for giant SUVs whose drivers seem to think they're invincible and don't acknowledge that there's anyone else on the road. A white Sequoia backed full speed out of the school parking lot yesterday, straight into the middle of the street, and would have driven right over my Corolla monster-truck-like if I hadn't honked. There ought to be a special kind of license required to drive one of those things. They seem to have checked their brains at the Roadhog dealership.